Recent SMS messages from Gretchen:
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Sigh....My car broke down this morning, I suspect this is serious. So guys, make a booking, buy content etc. Please, not asking for donations but can do with more work. My car don't even wanna start now!!! @youcantmakethisshitup"
1 Jul 13:02
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Affordable winter rates. Complimentary online content for bookings 1 hour or more. B & G on special price for TODAY only. Call now to avoid disappointment. Heeltyd Speeltyd. Mwah. XXX"
27 Jun 09:37
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Free online content for bookings 1 hour or more. Also offering today only, a Bl@w & Go @ R300 (10-15 min). Ask about my reduced winter rates. "
27 Jun 08:36