Recent SMS messages from Quin Blue:
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Hello heroes ... big and small...
It's Ruùuuuuuugby time today, again. So ...pre-match prepping.
I'm available for a pre- match muscle rub down,, up...upper neck massage for tension, we need that released. In need of a deep thorough muscle relaxing session.?
Pre-match or after math...oh sorry we may win this time..after match glory win session. Call me or whattsapp me for an appointment.
Dr. QUIN is in the house.
Pvt and discreet
Cash or EFT
Safe parking
Sevice/treatment with a smile.
Free tissues in case of an ass whipping. Not like "that".
ie. If S.A looses again.
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23 Aug 15:03
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I had an interesting conversation with a total idiot yesterday. He rekons...the Earth; is Flat.
So I challenged him. I was determined to proove him wrong. With my magic powers of super speed...no dont laugh... its really really super fast.... I started on my journey, heading West..(because all songs say going back West is going to make everything alright...
...anyhoooo....); to find the edge of the world..., if at my super speed I overstepped the edge..well I will just transform Into flight mode. That's right ...I have mad transformer skills too. Just like the guys that have their profile pics on Facebook in their car transformer setting... word... so moving on... ) I kept going and going...it was 80 days x 7 and still no edge of the world. So.. when I ended up where I started ... for the 8th time... I stopped. Hey Brett, I said. Your theory sucks Bru. I have been traveling West and every 80 days I end up here. Right where I started. The Earth is round. All I've been doing is going round in CIRCLES!
Wait for it... Quins original story...
Wait for it...
It's Legen...Wait for it.
Legen - dary!!!
The earth is round Bret ta ta.
And I am very much available all day on our very round planet I Hillcrest. Xoxo OH yeah. ??????????"
19 Aug 08:37